thathighguy:
“Unsolicited tea lmaooo
”

thathighguy:

Unsolicited tea lmaooo

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slowdissolve:
“ firebirdeternal:
“ thelightofthingshopedfor:
“ whitepeopletwitter:
“She has a point
”
There are two situations in which I make extremely sure I’m going precisely at or below the speed limit:
• I see a cop
• Some asshole is tailgating...

slowdissolve:

firebirdeternal:

thelightofthingshopedfor:

whitepeopletwitter:

She has a point

There are two situations in which I make extremely sure I’m going precisely at or below the speed limit:

  • I see a cop
  • Some asshole is tailgating me

This is both spiteful AND practical, because you can’t control whether or not they give you a safe following distance for the speed you’re travelling, but you CAN reduce the speed you both have to travel, having the triple benefit of
 A) increasing the likelihood that they’ll have enough time to stop without rear-ending you.
 B) lowering the speed of any possible collision and thus the severity and
 C) Pissing the fucker the fuck off.

I feel so valid now

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tairabeara:

imaginarycircus:

Someone stole a 21 foot hammer from the community center in Healdsburg, CA and it hasn’t been returned so someone else (I’m assuming) mysteriously installed a 3 foot nail that reads “BAIT” on its head.  (article)

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This is fucking hilarious.

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parkerpete:

I just wanna spend some time with MJ. I think she really likes me, dude.

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loop-zoop:
“ paxamericana:
“hamberders
”
Hell country
”

loop-zoop:

paxamericana:

hamberders

Hell country

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ppolamac:

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‘Come back to me.’

(via story-kat)

Anonymous asked: POTC is getting rebooted already? Wow

mountdragon:

its-pronounced-eye-gor:

thoughts-of-an-x-factor:

ginger-ale-official:

captainamericagf:

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you have my attention

They really went and fixed every issue with the original in one go huh

My understanding is that it’s not even a reboot.

It’s just a continuation of the franchise without the “Jack Sparrow” character. It’s a whole world of piracy, magic, and adventures, so why limit it to revolving around the adventures of one dude and his friends?

From what I’m hearing, it’s going to focus on the character of Redd from the ride.

Remember the one part in the ride where the pirates are auctioning off the women? And a bunch of the pirates are chanting “We wants the redhead!” and sure enough, there’s a gorgeous redhead getting auctioned off?

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Well, luckily, Disney recently changed the scene. There are now no women getting auctioned off, and the redhead, since renamed Redd, is a pirate captain in her own right.

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The reworked character has become so popular that she’s actually a walk around character that you can meet in the park.

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I really hope the rumors are true because we deserve a movie or twelve about female pirates

*slamming fists on the table*

LESBIAN PIRATES LESBIAN PIRATES LESBIAN PIRATES

feenyxblue:

excellent-monster-girl-ideas:

bpdmemes:

Alexa release the serotonin

“Releasing neurotoxin.”

“ALEXA, NO-”

Portal(2007)

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oakttree:

bittyjack:

chris evans is so fucking rank in snowpiercer. like he hasn’t showered in 17 years and he’s covered in blood and he ate babies but i am like. yeah. yeah dude. after u fuck up that frozen capitalist death train u gotta call me. he looks fucking disgusting but he is so On

#on a dick scale of ONE to WORTH THE UTI #curtis’s filthy monster dong is a solid Pop Ten Cranberry Pills Beforehand And Hope For The Best [killerville]

dear god

(Source: spockothy, via colingirth)

jayessart:
“WHAT’S UP DANGER
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jayessart:

WHAT’S UP DANGER

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